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If the death star is male, that is one curvy fellow.

Are you forgetting the look of orgasmic release on Luke's face after he drops that load of white light down the death star's "exhaust port" and then the whole thing explodes? It's like Lucas' fantasy about being a guy who screws so great that when he brings a woman to orgasm, she's so fulfilled that she dies.

OK, maybe it doesn't literally look like a vagina, but in a symbolic sense I think DPR is on the right track. Like I think if you apply Joseph Campbell analysis and Jungian archetypes it's basically a vagina with inward rasping fangs.

Are you sure you know what a vagina looks lie?

"But none of that really matters, because, according to Lucas, all a movie needs to be great is good picture and sound—plot and dialogue are secondary concerns."
Oh, so he must have loved Tree of Life.

So this is what it looks like when doves cry.

Oh, yeah. Derp.

Teti's ensemble is refreshingly restrained.

That's way better. I'll use that next time.

Right, I'm just not certain if I think the existence of a guy named Leet is "that's good" or "that's bad." I'm trying to start a "thing" here.

Maybe this is HBO's way of shutting Videology down so they can put in a fucking froyo place.

Wait, dude's name is "Leet?" Which part of the frogurt does that belong in?

I like the way Katie's hair and glasses and lipstick match.

I don't know what that thing you want is, but if it has dinosaurs running around eating people without all the stupid Jurassic Park trappings then I also want it.

Pedantodactyl.

Any episode with Forte making that staring face gets an A+ from me.

Why did he get a perm? It just doesn't make sense!

Doran? Jaqen. Uma? Oprah.

That's one of the problems with the shape-shifter trope. There's no way to know if this "Jaqen" is the same "Jaqen" as before or if, in fact, anybody in the entire show isn't just another "Jaqen."

Wouldn't it be funny if, like, five of us posted "Wouldn't it be funny if that guy got raped by like, 5 guys right now?" right now?