Bein' within 10' of a paladin? That's a paddlin'.

I'm just going to buy a copy of this issue of Time and write "The Decline and Fall of the American Empire" on it in sharpie.

The offspring of John Galt and Ronald Reagan.

No, you got it all wrong. The only way to counteract eating an entire wheel of cheese is to ingest another wheel of cheese through your butt. Science.

They also have something called a Dunny, so I'm not certain that Labbit is as racist as you think. Unless a Dunny Rabbit is offensive to Australians or something.

Her head really has swelled up, hasn't it?

Hudsucker Proxy.

It's not brilliant or anything, but it's fun. Maybe not fun enough to overcome your commie pinko liberal anti-gore stance.

Internet, you're fuckin' OUT!

Thanks to the transformative power of Pinot Noir?

Bert will be happy to have so many new roommates.

Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Paitently waits for Star Wars Theme midi to download from Geocities…*

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus shot first.

It used to be you could deny service to droids or anyone based on your hokey religion and you didn't have to wait a week to buy a trusty blaster, but then we gave the women and the Wookiees the right to vote and it all went to hell.

Bad news for most motherfuckers.

It's a robot with desires that are… unconventional.

Defamation.

Culture clash!

I like how this news is sponsored by that sexbot movie.