"Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!" Apparently that trip to Europe was so traumatic that he signed up for Iraq, and that was so bad that he ended up seeking refuge in Harlan county. Hope he survives the finale…
Fun fact: I haven't watched any of this season so he may be dead already :( .

"An evening with Moist becomes downright sultry when Katee Sackoff arrives for tutelage and Mad Dog 20/20." Boom. 50 seconds.

"A lumberjack with a mysterious past tries to write a one sentence logline while lining up logs that are rotting on an even decline." Boom. 45 seconds.

Yeah, you know Austin. Fuckin' full of tumbleweeds.

So will my tongue.

And the inimitable Karl Urban space mullet.

The internet has caused literary abilities to rot on an even decline.

Oh Katee, I can't ever get "affect" vs. "effect" right either, but "rot the world on an even decline,” is kind of awkwardly phrased. You should bring your material over and we'll review it together over wine glasses filled with Mad Dog 20/20.

Aw hell, I'm rustier than I thought. I'm going to have to take another continuing ed course in Townie Speak.

What is that? Is that another word for "bustitute?"

"…which seems unlikely, unless Argentina suddenly becomes the only place where you can buy horrible pants."
<3

Because they did that in that second one, with those…

I don't want to spoil this movie in case it turns out I want to see it for some reason, but I'm guessing Sarah Connor turns out to be a bustdown for robocock.

Someone slept with a whole band of Cosbys? I don't think that's the right verb…

Unlike a virgin would be.

Oh no!

Tom's Wankel Rotary Engine.

Man, da bull just keeps piling up.

Great job, then, I guess.

Do they know when something bad is about to happen, like that spider guy who can anticipate danger?