Right. Everyone knows that.

You underestimate the power of Monkeylint's mom… Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational female ejaculation!

That's not very sensitive. Put yourself in their place: it's Friday night and you can't have sex and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and everyone knows what the deal is with sand, right?

Is this good news or bad news? And who is it for?

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a police!

Your mom, but… Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!

Uh, my letter "M"is all dry and chafey. Anyone know where I can get some "M" balm? Anyone?

A Rubber Baby Is Borne By Bradley Cooper

Fuck you and your shitass prequels, George.

Liam alone, he just Neeson more head room.

I have a sinking sensation that your friend ran afoul of some quicksand.

Cheese it, the Feds!

Except that would be a burger made of cheese. Which, repugnante!

If you're eating turtle tacos you've lost a bet.

"Get your ass to Quaid's!"

La Brea is only dangerous if you're a wooly mammoth.

Oh, jeez, I better start calling my mom more often.

I'm so glad I can get real reality through my TV now as opposed to whatever all this other shit all the time everywhere else is.

I worked on your mom on a few levels. Nah, just kidding. I molested a double decker bus while thinking about your mom.

What a relief! Now I can go back to laying pipe with your mom!
Note: what I'm laying is not a pipe!