Flying planes ain't like dusting crops, boy.

Like this:

And then you made it about you, discrimination, and what a goddamn saint you are, nitwit.

Shit.

There's no "e" in "judgmental," idiot.

If you're being discriminated against for having a bloated sense of self importance perhaps you should try to remove the cork from your ass.

Camino a seguir, Ohio.

You should tweet him a question for, uh, Monday's show. Probably too late for today's Nightly Show.

In other pun news, this headline:

I muesli get mine from mixtures of grains, fruits, and nuts.

Real stars, is what.

Oooh, I found the prize inside!

These language tricks are for kids.

I hope the cereal is produced by an old man with a reliable amount of money.

You mean Brenda's Vend-a Enema van? That's only for douches.

Beat feet, sailor Pete.

Where the elite meet to eat branded street meat and to tweet, yes.

Heh, you said "Burke."

Well at least you don't have a Boethian Wheel in your living room. It's a real thing that you probably haven't heard of before.

Here's to your fuck, Frank.