The fact that there are still "studio executives" boggles the mind.

SimSandwich.

Did someone say "sex tutor" or is there some other reason my ears are burning?

Whaaaaat?!?! You can't have multiple omnipotent beings! That's a paradox!

I'm on a diet, goddamn you!

Mrs. Hogwallup done f-u-k-d-o-f-f. With Karl Hungus.

Because of his awful performances in The Hours and Pollock. OK, also because of internet hyperbole; it's not that I despise him so much as I strongly dislike some of his performances. Happy now? Because in typing this response I've come to despise you. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!

That's what I'm saying. Is the first rule of Secret Wars "don't talk about the Beyonder?" Because… ah, whatever. I wouldn't put it past them to not have him because, you know, the cost of drawing those shoulder pads is kind of prohibitive.

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Oooh, what about Appaloosa? I kind of despise Ed Harris but Appaloosa was damn fine.

Hey, does this new Secret Wars thing involve the Beyonder?

At first I was pretty leery about reading another article about the Alien franchise, but this one has renewed my cautious optimism for new articles about the Alien franchise.

There appears to be an event afterning!

Usher's in this?
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

Sure, but is the tea silent?

Racist.

I used to bullseye lolcats in my t-16 back home. They're not much bigger than doge.

Like bloody hell there isn't, chum.

Thith guy hath a way with wordth.

There's a certain trade barrier that's visible from space that's in his way.