Each day's a gift.

Your irony is out of place here.

I know what you mean.

I see how I was doing great now.

That resemblance was never more important than when he was being earnest.

I thought it was for his Gallo humor.

Is that what CC Baxter is saying?

Don't be ashamed. Icelandic Ultra-Blue does make a hand launch more enjoyable.

Wasn't she the awful mother in Million Dollar Baby?

Doesn't the Internet have enough jobs already?

He fights really hard to keep his name, then he changes it.

Does it protect you from the radiation of nuclear wessels?

Just adjust the indescribably squamous kerning.

Never forget.

So he's just going to abandon us to be with his other family? It's my childhood all over again!

The meek may inherit the Earth, but you're just lame.

Are you there, Internet? It's me, Moist.

CCB couldn't find his own ass even if he had an extra large ass-detector shoved up it.

When Supergirl uses her x-ray vision Calista will portray the skeletons she sees.

He's featured on Leslie's Web. Idiot.