"Wallander" appears to be a show about man-faces. Like, each shot is lit and framed such that every hair, pore, and wrinkle is on display. Also David Warner is nearly unrecognizable. The whole thing isn't very good unless you're trying to fall asleep, but it's probably better than "Broadchurch."

"Immortal ex-talk show host Stephen Colbert"

¡Yo soy Malcolm Equis!

A DVD is a flat circle.

Baybe, or baybe I jud hab a code.

Let's just all go to the BBBQ.

You're thinking of that gay android Hung Robo.

DVD only, no streaming. But it has Donnie Yen and Sammo Hung!

Kill Zone sounds pretty badass, I'm rooting for him.

You're out of your element.

Don't be jelly; I'm not ready for it.

McGyno

Hello, youratbastard? This is God…
frey Jones from the TV magazine show "Rock Bottom."

Oh. Goody.

Mo'Cushion fo' tha pushin'.

Sounds to me as if they're giving Mo'Nique a sidelong glans.

Really? Because it seems to me as if you're the one figuratively farting in people's faces.

"I always imagine being on an Altman set would have been like being inside the act of creation itself."

Yeah, it was much more interesting when they were ineffable fossilized elephantine horror monsters that were merged with their ship than when it turned out they were just big humanoids in space suits.

I think you were right to laugh like that. What Ridley Scott really set out to make was one of those old-timey Keystone Cop type farces. He just didn't tell anybody because he wanted to find out who would be smart enough to get the joke.