The AVC is more averse to hiring a competent copy editor than they are concerned about the adverse effects of bad grammar on their more pedantic readers.

I believe it's "risk-averse," not "risk-adverse."

Do you mean "biggest ass?"

They killed Tyreese? Aw hell naw!

Come On You Slags

Less happy about the Pharrell win.

Watched Joe. When is that kid going to stop playing boys in need of a father figure?

Now that general public outrage has solved racism we can get to work on dismantling these de facto cable monopolies.

Commenters on this article were bound to get roped into a pun thread.

Shit.

I was thinking "Double-D Force."

Or, you know, you can save your sympathy and give it to war vets who risk much more for much less.

Maybe because once TTIMS came out everyone went to the used CD store and bought She Hangs Brightly, listening to which makes one confused and embarrassed for Mazzy Star.

I solved for X and determined that they're footie T-shirts. You know, for people who have feet but no legs.

I hope to someday be somebody.

Shoe puns are the laciest form of humor; now get back to work, you loafers!

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Right Shark Mark?

Yeah, but when "labor" is making millions a year it's difficult to empathize.

Are we sure we should be making jokes about $8 million worth of toilet paper?