Made even sadder when you read: "Suh, for instance, is expected to fetch a $45 billion contract…"

Pay bag worth it? Let me search it. Fry a burger and I flip it and reverse it.

It's a sad moment of self discovery when you realize that all it takes to pique your interest in the footballs is a poo poo pantomime at the Pooper Bowl.

I'm going to blame her for these fucking McDonalds video ads opening in my browser.

This is why my rap career never got off the ground.

If God exists, then why does He make AIDS and famines and allow McDonald's to keep opening YouVideos in a new tab in my browser? Huh?

To be fair, he was a veteran…

I guess "binary" is better than "duality" and "dichotomy." Or maybe it's better-than/equal-to those.

*beautiful shots of natural phenomena, followed by more bullshit narration*

She's got HUGE… tracts of land…

Waaaaaalt!

So how does this fit in with the AVC's snobby starf**king policy? Genuinely confused.

Depends on what your definition of "it" is.

And the game show host is his own announcer. Not even Bob Eubanks was that masturbatory.

1: Whose decision was it to frame Teti in such a way that those illustrated testicles are prominently displayed over his right shoulder?

Es, I totall agree with ou.

And TWYNZ!

I'm not the only one flattered to be mistaken for a snobbish frat boy, am I? I thought it was nerds here all the way down.

O'Neal is precious, alright.

And then they start whining and crying #LikeAGirl.