LOI?

"Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori…"

How long were you alone with that dog?

Alternatively it's just the Right showing their support for Clint Eastwood and his endless battle against empty seats.

Huckabee may be straight but he's totally gay for the Nuge.

It's a cinematic blowjob for people who think oral sex is a sin.

I'll just keep patronizing that "free candy" van when I want lovin'.

When will Hannibal Buress bring some rationality to Woody's career?

Me's-a also get bombad sex from the drunkies!

*rings bell furiously, explodes*

This statement has me confused and mystified.

How about a rom-com? "Jihad me at 'hello.'"

Fuck you, Hulu, for figuring out the "?????" part. I used to get Underpants Gnomes for free.

Has anyone looked for Bigfoot inside Jennifer Aniston's vagina?

Those furries were asking for it.

Hey, everybody! Look what I found!

It reminds me of the time I didn't know Bill Cosby was a sex fiend.

*Applies for "This Ick Beat" patent*

Do as I say, not as I do-se-do.

If someone spills juice will they call the minute maid?