Get regular with Re-Lax!

You can call me Ray, or you can call me J…

This is not the number for Toby Wong you're looking for. You need to find the number to his 'droid phone.

"vibro… snatch… shooting…"

59 episodes into the HP Lovecraft Literary Podcast and I can no longer endure the nameless horror that the voices of the hosts inspire within me. It's like hearing a whiteness out of space!

Those sadness bowls are looking more like joy buckets.

Please Do Not Taunt Sausage Pizza Again

Gold star for Katie!

Slugs?! He created slugs?! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

I think definition a. is peculiar to C.C. Baxter.

My favorite is "When Cars Attack", an hour long TV documentary that with a straight face posits the existence of Henry Ford's evil brother.

*sad trombone*

Welcome back, shoulderpad-wearing Beyonder!

Oh, I wasn't defending the video so much as I was shitting on your comment. I figured a high school graduate such as yourself would have understood that.

I think that's what MLK was REALLY dreaming about, a day when white people will pay black people to pretend to like them.

Shouldn't that be "Me think it strange you not know?" Yes. Yes it should. Me know that right.

Or maybe we sticklers for grammatically correct Cookie Monster singing.

Yeah, shitty. Internet gets third prize.

I'm betting Marilyn Manson knows a thing or two about Latin as well. But I'm still going to say "peniseses" when the subjects, er, come up.

*grins while glowering menacingly*