Goddammit, I've been trying to join the Wu-Tang Clan for decades and you induct E-ratic just by entering his name in a web dingus?!?! Stop fuckin' wit me!

For fuck's sake, Dean, shave that shit off!

Yes, Mr. Marilyn Manson knows a thing or two about hiding behind personae. Personas? Whatever.

Yes, why are things that appeal to high schoolers still made now that you are no longer in high school?

"What I'm saying is I'd just like [Sufjan] to do Minnesota."
Worst porno ever.

Your ex-wife also does a classy rimjob.

I watched Z Nation this past week. It was dumb fun and surpassed my low expectations. Looking forward to seeing how the season finale's cliffhanger gets resolved.

My cousin is half livestock and totally fuckable. And is also my sister.

You think you're king of the mountain? I AM the mountain!

You shut your dirty whore mouth!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Nasim Al Dente

"Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show"
Wake me up when it's the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment. So I can change my diaper.

I screwed a burrito in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if my junk smells like meat
Don't be surprised to find beans under my foreskin
I screwed a burrito
It's all your fault

I'm pretty sure you mean the opposite of what you expressed there.

Are you being ironic?

Greece, huh? Tell me more, tell me more.

A death mark is a hard thing to live with. Also, a flat tire makes it more difficult to drive.

Why not ask Alanis? She oughta know.

It will be called "We Fucked a Burrito" and it will be directed by the guy who directed that zoo movie.