That's the one. Hot Korl.

Police, Adjective

Or like the sheriff's kid, Kar-ul.

…and then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explooooode you!

This reminds me of the movie "Fame," and to a lesser extent, the TV series, which was also called "Fame."

Internet, Inanimate Carbon Rod, you've both done great jobs. And in a way, you're both winners. But in another more accurate way, Inanimate Carbon Rod is the winner.

It seems the Internet deserves some kind of award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.

I'm seeing double! Four "weirds!"

That's how speed holes are made.

And no one will ever mention it again, under penalty of torture.

"Brevity is… wit."

Jump Street should hold out and see if they can get the rights to cross over with RIPD.

Jumping 23 Black Street Sharks

No need. A sphincter is a flat circle.

Great job Internet!

American Horror Story: Childrens Hospital

Side effects of Vulva-cura include the Icelandic shrieks and Swedish meatballs.

Your son's a loser, baby.

Downvoted for not using a #SimpsonsWeek #hashtag

If you can't find the balm, just look to see where the bung went.