Shhh! El Dan is around here somewhere!

"Bieber, those photos still look like someone Photoshopped K.D. Lang’s head on the body of a minimum security prisoner."

Was he a great big fat person?

http://retinalechoes.files….

I hope they keep the girl parts and boy parts locked away in different cabinets. Otherwise they could be having premarital sex.

Well this is awkward and scandalous.

What, are there no babies around for you to eat?

A shloep-horn. Which was probably the name of the monsters in Duma Key. What was it, ghost pirate fairies that only amputees could see? Shit was wack.

Who put an owl in Gus?

I hope he can get Bill Cosby to play the Woody Allen character.

Oh em jeepers, of course you would, homeskillet.

I don't care about these shows. What I want is for Diablo Cody to bring her sensibilities to an Airwolf reboot.

I just came in her to read the comments.

Gonorrhea Girl?

FUCK ME NOW, REGGIE!

LL3: Bride & Doom
In which the Log Lady marries Dr. Doom

How about a hot twink instead?

I guess they're called "chavs" now.

My brother is a WGA.

Watch your mouth or Clubber will hit you in the eye.