That would definitely kill him.

Clubber Lang.

Also: public execution of Chris Hardwick.

Heeey, this is a nice cable channel you got here. It'd be a real shame if anything bad should happen to it.

I started a dingus where people could post pictures of Muhammad online. Things went to shit immediately.

If I get the job, watch for Crazy Dames on AMC! With tits!

But AMC's CEO of Tits is doing a terrible job. It's as if they don't even have one.

How has this mashup not been a GJI entry?

OK, we may have done some shitty things, but isn't the cheeseburger worth it? Would you seriously give up cheeseburgers to undo the genocide and stuff? Really?

Is that… really? I can't ever understand what any of their songs are about.

I find it's better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Or like Cosby just deny that it ever happened and blame it on a conspiracy.

To be fair, only a few people did. Like, less than half.

For Ghostbusters.

Sploosh.

Ray Parker, Jr. already covered it.

GWAR already did a Billy Ocean cover and it was magnificent.

"Yeah it doesnt sound right."

Public Enemy - Fight The Power

It can be two things.

Joe Esposito - You're The Best Around