How can you have any manpudding if you don't eat your manmeat?

The abortions should be, too.

And, given the chance, will devolve into necrophiliac hillbilly Gollums.

That was a kickass In Search Of.

Everyone's abuzz with talk of those personal massagers.

That'll buy a serviceable personal massager.

ANO "HOMU-MADE SUBUWAY SANDUWICHI" OISHIKATTA DESHITAKA? SHINJIRARENAI!

goddammit your right

"Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag, and there is nothing I cannot do."

Only in one of the instances above was the word "subway" capitalized like the name of the fine chain of sandwich dispensaries, so maybe they're using one of the generic terms for an oblong sandwich.

OGENKI DESU KA

We sorted this whole problem out like 3 or four weeks ago and I still can't tell which is which.

WANKR?

Really? He does a decent impersonation of Gary Busey.

Shouldn't he be tweeting Ryan Adams' address?

Will you be angrier if the new SW movie is really good or if it's really bad? Like, if it's really bad I might feel a little relief and can finally let go of this defining cultural touchstone, but if it's really good it'll be like getting pulled back into an abusive relationship. If it's just OK then maybe that's…

Somebody here had this idea when the Ant-Man trailer was released. So… we're to blame/take credit?

Hate the Drake.

Ah yes, the doctors call it Pioneering Pubes Syndrome, PPS for short.

The Star Whackers strike again!