I'm going to be embarrassed to have pretended to like it right now so I can tell everyone what shitty laggards they are in two years. Laggards!

Am I turning Japanese?

Dead girls don't say "no."

So like a direct transfer from CZJ's lap to MD's mandible or is it like a hormonal response?

Hey, remember that kid in elementary school who ate paste? He's on the internet now!

I don't think that's even a pun. It's like if you took a pun and shrunk it down to something really really really small. Small like, uh, the number of Rabbis in Ant-arctica.

Is Paul Rudd a gentile or does he drink Ant-Manischewitz?

I thought, like… fuck it, I'm just going to go huff some Sterno.

What the hell is going on with Michael Douglas, though? His prosthetic goatee is the most ridiculous thing in the whole MCU.

Do you want Ant-Man? Because that's how you get Ant-Man.

You had your chance and you gobbled its balls!

Some-a-one should-a Jabba you inna da face!

Looks like he maybe goes to Shane's Dentist.

As you wish.

Everybody has problems, you don't have to be a little crybaby about it.

The dog themed doormat and your anxiety over the Last Man On Earth premise remind me of why I stopped fantasizing about being the last man on earth: I was too troubled by thoughts of all of those poor pets left behind without anyone to feed them.

Your mom, probably. And all of our moms as well.

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No.

I haven't a peer amid the lot of you. Also, I'm pretty sure Lot was one of those Biblical book thingies.