Do we need to discuss how inadvertently hilarious that Kevin movie was?

Sometimes I worry for Katie Rife.

What would black Superman's Kryptonite be?

How I Theoretically Pirated Videos of Me Banging Your Big Mother

Characters in that galaxy? Captain Binaca says not to hold your breath.

Who you callin' scruffy-lookin', bitch?

Holy shit yes, Black Mirror!

DP. Or DP not. There is no try.

I tried figure out what the best non-2014 stuff I had watched this year was, then realized that VOD had encroached so far into my consumption habits that it was no longer easy for me to remember what was released when or when I had watched it. And I don't care enough about the answer to do an internet search to find…

That was Rosemary's Space Baby.

My stage name is, uh, Tobey Mangowire.

It's definitely good, but I think it's hugely informed by Mexican Catholicism so mileage may vary. Also check out Coherence. It's gringo style cuckoo bananas. Or maybe just gringo bananas.

Can't…. leave… for store…. Cable installer… coming…

No.

It's when you fuck 316 million people up the ass at once.

You can do it!

I'm sure they'll stand magnited in the face of adversity.

GFY, Sony.

I'd like to have some time alone with the sandwich.

In Klingon space? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a real estate agent!