She better not blow this Jobs movie.

iBastard.

So Todd Akin was really talking about the auto industry?

That movie is old as hell and I'm not going to watch it anymore!

Ha ha, remember when Bill Cosby lectured American parents on how to talk to their children about Pee-wee's sex scandal? That's not at all a horrible ironic thing now!

Streaming Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a streaming video at the Netflix website.

Ditto Here Comes The Devil.

I think this is more like one of those Mongoloid situations.

Please, please, please, Father Christmas, let the sex tape be of Abraham Simpson doing the Iggy.

Oh, well, sorry for devaluing your contrary opinion. Your contrary and very wrong opinion.

Exactly! It's totally boss!

Wrong, sir! Wrong! DeVito's horrific and revolting Penguin is one of cinema's greatest villains! He's like Caliban only with an army of missile-launching penguins (which, really really dumb, amazingly awesomely stupid)! Nothing like the comics? Whoooooo cares? Go read the comics! They still exist! Sit down, sir!

Yeah, but, I have no desire to see Nicholson's Joker ever again. Extra helpings of Danny DeVito's penguin in a rubber ducky boat and Michelle Pfeiffer licking her own hands? Yes, please.

The "W" in the Wahlburgers logo looks like testicles.

Here's a face for you:

I can't see anything because it so foie gras outside.

*moves head in approximation of a nod, scrapes at floor with hoof

That's a lot of fish.

Great. Now I have to shock the monkey.

What do you think Mathew Broderick will do on his days off?