Neigh way, Jose!
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Was she in HBO's Luck?
I love it because it justifies my hatred of everyone else.
I laughed at the gratuitous shot of that astronaut's body floating in the water after he drowned.
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!
I don't know. Do postmen from the Amazon usually have such heavy sacks?
Enough with the junk mail already.
My package was smiling.
Sorry, I Know My Life is Meaningless But It Can Get Meaningless-er
I cannibal-ieve he's lost his appetite for this dinner role.
Ugh, I just can't face another pun thread.
What?!?! No!
Toast is alright, but could we just have one blow with grapefruit? That might resolve things quickly.
I liked South Park Stick of Truth, but I came to love it once this line was uttered: "Khloe Kardashian was in here this morning. She had…the biggest abortion I've ever seen!" What happens next will blow your motherfucking dome.
"It was the best of times, it was the least nuanced of times?" Stupid ape!
I said godDAMN!
You popsitively absotutely have to… oh shit, she's a Flanders! Buenos ding-dong diddly dias!
With Arrested Development's version of Carl Weathers thrown in? Baby, you got a show going!
He's a bargain basement McPoyle.