A ball is a ball: casting directors, cast away!

Wilson.

YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

GOD HATES HOMOPHONES

I hear Tom Cruise doesn't care for box.

He's trying to collect the bounty on a hand solo.

I think I'll be the one "shooting" first.

Listen, and understand. It's not a comedy. It's not a Simpson's reference. It's not a toomah. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the fat North Korean guy says it's over.

D'oh!

Simpsons embiggen English? That's unpossible!

You think that's bad? Remember the time [CENSORED]?

I, for one, do not welcome our new North Korean overlords.

UPDATE: Paramount's a bunch of pussies.

Are you saying you don't dig it?

Ha ha! You're poor and your friends are poor! You post comments from a library computer! Way to bury the lede, monster!

It's all one ghetto, man, giant gutter in outer space.

If you were a tree, would you fall over and crush Barbara Walters?

Go back!

No, those are the instructions for anal during March.

Bloody and decadent up, bloody and decadent down.