Asking for a friend.

Would you ever work for a company that caved in to terrorist threats?

Do the drapes match the curtains? And why do you let your interior decorator dictate your pubic hairstyle?

That's right, you can totally trust the fine folks in our great country's intelligence community.

What about those hacks in Congress? What a bunch of hacks.

You let me down, North Korea! Now I don't believe in nothin'! I'm goin' to law school!

Homophones are the real monsters here. Godless, disgusting, unnatural homophones.

That's like the exact opposite of what I would have expected.

"Lede," you monster.

Right, and they also want to protect themselves from perceived culpability in any deaths that might occur as a result of releasing the movie. Which I understand, but this whole thing sucks.

The theatrical distribution model has been destroyed. Now I'm just going to pirate all my movies.

#BoycottCineCowards

It's "bae" now. Not "Boo."

Shut yo' mouth!

And what does Shaft get?

That's just, like, their opinion, man.

Oh, Mr. Allstate! Would you ever take this Farmer's seed into your strong, capable hands?

Kevin Pollak (using Christopher Walken impression as Ben Kenobi): Use… the Force… Luke.

But is he having fun yet?

My socks usually aren't spoiled until after I've received them. And they've received some of me.