I'm afraid to laugh because I don't want to get goosed to death.

Hey, if he didn't want to be blinded he should have been born into a privileged social class.

It's literally impossible for something to be literally behind everything.

When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown.

That's on the eight floor… not counting the mezzanine.

I was wearing boo-khakis.

Ugh, I think I just filed early.

You also conjure love into our hearts!

No worries. I can't be trusted to proofread my own work either.

"If a B review form the notorious"
"This doesn’t mean he’s altogether prefect,"

Q: Are we not not-men?

"Asyan-Amerycan", please.

We better not be getting any Reynolds rap.

As long as you don't Act like Whoopi.

Nice of you to be a Pointer like that.

Uhhh, no.

Terminator 5: Bar Mytzvah

What? They have an Asian termynator now. ASIAN!! The possybilities are yndless!

So far I've just found a bunch of talon shows.

Stab it and steer.