What if his first name is Montgomery?

Bonney Teti breaks the internet (and our hearts)!

And what kind of ethics is that about?

Prepare to fast-forward!

You take those eels, throw 'em in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.

I think Shia's entire existence is just another Franco project.

Try looking at him through these glasses. He looks like his head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.

Is that
🎼 why are there so many
songs about frog sex
and how to treat pig insides?

Consensual?

Say what?

O'Neal says it better:
https://twitter.com/seanone…

I can't stand that this trailer for a fantasy movie has fantasy elements in it.

EXT. SIDE ALLEY, CORELLIA OPERA HOUSE — CONTINUOUS
The Falcons emerge from a side exit. Martha crouches before
Millenium, tries to meet his eyes. He stares down, ashamed.
MARTHA: Millenium, what’s wrong?
THOMAS: He’s fine.
Martha looks up. Thomas gives her a conspiratorial look.
THOMAS (CONT’D): I just needed a bit of air.…

Yep. Thankfully we had color-coded terror alerts to, uh, I dunno, let us know when to duct tape tarps over the windows or something.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

A true lady wipes front-to-back. Always.

You should try cutting to black more often.

So you're saying that instead of the prequels being based on the Bush administration, the Bush administration modeled itself after the prequels?

How many man hours were lost to accepting all of the Death Star's iTunes update agreements?

And I thought he smelled bad Inside Llewyn Davis.