The Internet doesn't waste any time when it comes to wasting time.

That's one baaaad ro-
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm talking about soccer bot!
(Then we can kick it)

White stormtroopers miss their targets like this. Black stormtroopers…

Only like the top 1% of the top 1% can afford laser crossguards. I hope we get to see inside the tariff guild's deliberations about regressive tax codes to explain this. And also a flashback to the Millenium Falcon's childhood.

Mmm, not really.

Maybe, but he's a good fella, sho!

If Eisenberg is from Charlotte, NC, would that make him a Charlotte-an?

I have yet to see Now You See Me so thanks for spoiling Ruffalo's secret like that. Now I'll never have seen it.

The Fast & Pistorius

Oooh, so maybe we'll get laser beam encoded images of gigantic alien asses! Can't wait!

The tech necessary for FTL travel is preceded by highly developed mass communications, thus all the would-be rocket scientists are distracted by pictures of giant asses.

The bombad one, obviously.

It's the new Star Wars trailer! Looks fuckin' kewl!

youtakeawaythebiggestpartofme.Ooo

THIS IS ACCEPTABLE!

Bacon pancakes!

I'm givin' 'er all I can, Cap'n!

88 seconds
To a mass disaster
If you're built to last
They'll make a plaster cast
to cement your legs and
Make you beg forgiveness
The Klan are the dregs
A nasty business

Instead of deadly robots or deadly dinosaurs Crichton Beach has deadly sand.

I thought the Chinese generally named their chickens "Chow."