I was worried that McConaughey, able to journey to any point in time in his daughter's bedroom, would witness her having a private moment.

"Are you into half-Asian dudes? Then you might be into this show!" I think that was the ad copy, and that Vince Vaughan was a producer or something.

Bear Bares Balls, Claws, Bare Balls Clause

Bob Dole doesn't need this.

In other news, Lena Dunham: vapid.

The most evil of all diagrams!
The most horrifying of all periods!
Have you done your Scary Homework?!?!

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Fox Executives

What a bunch of berks.

Jeez, and the leftmost blur could be Ryan. Quick, hide the milk!

Corgan looks like Liam McPoyle in that photo.

Pros with resistant strains of bacteria should be avoided.

I read it a few years back and SPOILER

Speaking of Segways, did you know that they're a great way to change the topic of conversation?

He really opened me up sexually.

So, uh, are there any other videos of Annie Clark enduring indignities?

Did you read the fine print? He has a no-turkey claes.

Then you know nothing of holiday tables. Nothing!

RETURN TO YOUR HOMES AND PLACES OF BUSINESSES.

Have you noticed all the Frankenstein movies in development lately? What's up with that?

You've never encountered ambrosia, have you?