Let me take you down
Cause I'm watching some Tentacle Porn
Flexible feels
And rubbery hugs abound
Tentacle Porn forever

"Stay out of my toy-ritory"

Is this the queue for the cards?

Fred! I think we've got an eater!

Thanks, but all I wanted was to imply that Cameron Romero drives a bitchin' Camaro.

If you don't like puns you should ski-daddle.

I thought Leno had been cancelled.

What do you think he drives? I bet it's something bitchin'.

I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy. And soon biddy made him strong. Biddy made him grow up! Into one of the most influential figures of our time. Easy Bono, that hurts the biddy.

Bono you di'n't!

Ono you di'n't!

I took a glans at that thread and it seemed a little limp.

"…trading in the risk-adverse…"

When the mutant cat people come, kiss your mom goodbye before they whisker away.

So you claim, but there's something fishy about your response to it.

But aren't you tired of living like a blind man, sick of sight without a sense of feeling?

That sounds ridiculous, but maybe you could make it as a wise man.

What kind of whores are for kids?

You're just trying to trick me.

I didn't see the first one and I don't wand to see the sequel.