The Countess
or Phellacia Finnish

"And there’s a lot of comic power to be found in the taboo: It can illicit laughter from shock value;"

I'm not afraid to court controversy.

And this is me, doin' a voiceover to describe myself and my hectic job in the family jewe'ry store. That's Judge and Jewe'ry, on Monday nights at ABC!

Like… ironically?

The jury is still out on that one.

The advertisement show was over at last
A lot of people met the advertisers after the show
The pitch session was a success
It was a great show at the Palladium in Hollywood, California

That's Richard Hatch?!?! The red codpiece really threw me off.

Word Up

One unused prophylactic.

"AVC: Does it feel like so much time has past since the tour?"

It's "bless the rains," not "miss the rains." Which, you know, fuck Toto.

It's Raining Abominable Snowmen

The Purge-At-Sea idea isn't too bad. Like, a family goes out to sea a few days early to avoid the Purge, but they stray into international waters where laws are never ever in effect!

Who wants to eat? Who the fuck wants to eat? Go have a shawarma. Hurray!

Yeah, he couldn't help liking them apples. You know, them California apples.

Mother, they're still not sure it is a baby!

Can we just finish with the foreplay and get "Juggalo Chefs" already?

Nope, don't eat that. It's a trap.

The Oblivians' "Play 9 Songs with Mr. Quintron" is excellent. And if you get a chance to see Mr. Quintron and Miss Pussycat play live, do so.