There is no word in the English language for "oh-mahj." It's pronounced "homage," as in \ˈä-mij, ˈhä-\. It has remained constant in the English language since the 14th century.

She sounds exactly like the kind of cop we have too many of nowadays. The unthinking, moronic type who doesn't understand the concept of discretion or the spirit of the law, and genuinely thinks they know better than other people.

Talking Dead: Of fucking course Chris Hardwick is one of those people who pronounces "homage" as oh-mahj.

Ghost Hunters and its ilk provide a great opportunity to compile a list of the people who appear on the show, and those who sincerely watch it, and revoke their right to vote.

And I can't help myself from posting another fantastic line from Levitibus:

On a somewhat unrelated note I fucking hate Rap Genius for the literally thousands of mistranscribed hip hop lyrics. For example, the site had a Big Pun lyric transcribed as "on my dick like you got bucked teeth" which makes no fucking sense…the actual lyric is "on my dick like you got bucket seats." Which makes sense…

Or dumb scientists who just made the most astounding discovery in human history and pout like children because they couldn't talk to the aliens.

The same four or five ideas get recycled in almost every science fiction movie or TV show. The most popular is easily the "monster picks people off one at a time on a dark ship" template that started with Alien, a template that's been used for at least half the science fiction films in recent memory. (Event Horizon,…

Well said. And as adults watching an adult show, we should all understand that there's a big difference between portraying an event and endorsing it. GoT's writers don't support rape any more than they support castration, executions, incest or killing children. I can't believe how much controversy this scene has…

Prison Break's first season was exceptional…I can't remember the last time a network TV show got me hooked like that, and I remember my heart was literally pounding during the escape attempt. But, yeah … once they were out of the prison it really lost steam.

From what I understand, yeah, that's what they're doing. Season one was like an exaggerated version of Piper Kerman's book with some extra drama added by the TV writers. Clearly, they give a reason for why Piper Chapman, her fictional counterpart in the show, remains in prison. As we've seen with Prison Break, a…

I still watch because I like looking at Anna Paquin and Deborah Ann Wohl, and I enjoy the campy sequences in Bon Temps, along with the Jason and Lafayette characters. It's also become a summer tradition to watch True Blood on hot, humid Sunday nights.

Jupiter's cock!

Oh yeah, Game of Thrones really needs to look to the Walking Dead for proper tips on shock and character development. Maybe next season Rick Grimes and co. can defend the Wall from Mance Rayder using smoke bombs and snappers.

Words fall from mouth as shit from ass.

You know precisely what I mean by "non-threatening." It has nothing to do with the content, and everything to do with who is delivering that content.

So it was just by magic that those photo sets ended up sold to PunkRpckSluts et all, and magically they just happened to be the sets of SuicideGirls who left the site and complained about Suhl?

After all that time praising this shit song and telling us it's "more than an anthem," AV Club panders to the backlash with the most dicksuckingest interview since the last time Ian O'Connor sucked off Derek Jeter.

Has anyone mentioned the fucking Avalanches? Come on guys, hire a good attorney, clear those samples and put the album out already!

SG is owned by Sean Suhl, a dude who resells the photos to sites like "PunkRockSluts" and "EmoExGirlfriendSluts." Dude, that is SO ALTERNATIVE and EMPOWERING to have some hardcore Fox News fan rsell your photo sets to a site that describes you as a twisted whore "just begging for cock."