That's true, although I do wonder how many people saw and appreciated the film during the entire year when LeDouche was promoting it in interviews and talking about how he dug deep for the creative process. The apology is like a newspaper correction — it's tucked away in small print on 1B, and the number of people who…

This little twatwffle can't be satisfied with making millions starring in complete shit festivals, now he wants to be "an artist" and a screenwriter/director, without doing the hard work of actually writing something or having an original thought. You know, because you can't just be satisfied with being in your 20s…

Ah, so Todd Van Der Werff loves Homeland again. Must be an even-numbered episode.

Every single thing about it, from the way Werff complained that campy TV horror doesn't stack up to an Oscar contender, to his assertion that Ryan Murphy and co. are incapable of imbuing a story with meaning because they lack the skill or intelligence. Every one of his reviews is like that — Werff starts off by…

Cool fifth-grade comeback normally used by unemployed kids playing Warcraft, bro.

So Todd, did you notice that the episode was one big waste of time that accomplished nothing and circled back to where it began, or were you too busy with your fantasies about bursting into the writer's room to save AHS that you didn't notice? The characters set out to kill Fiona and have lots of secret meetings to…

Which would be a damn shame, because Lauren Cohan has that Evangeline Lily thing going on, effortlessly looking gorgeous despite being caked in dirt.

That scene where Tyreese gets swallowed by a horde of walkers and lives is a nod to the comic, where the crew is clearing the tombs and comic book Tyreese (who was introduced much earlier in the narrative) tells the group to run as he battles a similar-size group of walkers and lives.

Why are you guys down rating a commenter for noting a fact? The story is indeed about a 15-year-old girl, and we're being disingenuous if we're going to pretend this movie could have been made in the US without people going nuclear.

I'm throwing in the towel, VanDerWerff. I really tried to get on board and figured you were an acquired taste, but it ain't happening.

The intro song was great, and I was looking forward to this episode even more when I saw the title, 'cause the goth kids were always good for a laugh.

If we're going the rationale route, they'd have a sound beacon a few miles off from the prison, right in the middle of a big-ass pit. Clean house every few days by activating the beacon and torching the zombies, no ammunition wasted. Dig a moat 'round that there prison with spikes in it, and boom, no more walkers on…

So happy to open this link and see a byline other than Todd VanDerWerf's.