Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

Conan's Tonight Show wasn't very good and his weird humor is best served on a different network!

Conan's Tonight Show wasn't very good and his weird humor is best served on a different network!

I AM SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING KINJA ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING AV CLUB

I AM SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING KINJA ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING AV CLUB

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where' my burrito?

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where' my burrito?

There WAS enough room on that door for Jack!

There WAS enough room on that door for Jack!

SHUT UP RAY

SHUT UP RAY

Slab Bulkhead!

Slab Bulkhead!

Note: The AV Club died on the way back to its home planet.

Note: The AV Club died on the way back to its home planet.

Everytime I asked you to join the Pen 15 club I was just trying to get you to write "penis" on your hand!

Everytime I asked you to join the Pen 15 club I was just trying to get you to write "penis" on your hand!

Tits > Ass

Tits > Ass

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is
to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry
to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to
Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I
tied an onion to my belt, which…