I caved and did Google too. Guess what? It didn't work, said my username was already in use and they registered me as a new Kinja user that's stuck in the gray purgatory. Great job, guys!

I caved and did Google too. Guess what? It didn't work, said my username was already in use and they registered me as a new Kinja user that's stuck in the gray purgatory. Great job, guys!

Yep, tried disabling popups too. Still no dice. The issue appears to be trying to log in with the burner.

Yep, tried disabling popups too. Still no dice. The issue appears to be trying to log in with the burner.

I just tried burner and google options and neither worked. As a result I sent an annoyed email that I'm sure won't be answered promptly.

I just tried burner and google options and neither worked. As a result I sent an annoyed email that I'm sure won't be answered promptly.

Is this still alive?

Is this still alive?

I don't understand the appeal of the Muppets. They're basically my L'il Sebastian.

I don't understand the appeal of the Muppets. They're basically my L'il Sebastian.

SPOILER: We've all been dead the whole time!

SPOILER: We've all been dead the whole time!

Who am I kidding? I never went to Casleton!

Who am I kidding? I never went to Casleton!

It was me! I have a file. I HAVE A FILE!

It was me! I have a file. I HAVE A FILE!

It was me! I have a file. I HAVE A FILE!

MARMADUKE > HEATHCLIFF > GARFIELD

MARMADUKE > HEATHCLIFF > GARFIELD

Flag on the moon. How did it get there?