I'm only posting here because I don't want to work!

There's a little crippled boy in the hospital who wants you to upvote this post. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

There's a little crippled boy in the hospital who wants you to upvote this post. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

According to Alex Jones, the time they dressed up as anti-Nazi protesters.

According to Alex Jones, the time they dressed up as anti-Nazi protesters.

I cheated in the contest!

I cheated in the contest!

Kinja bit my bottom and now my bottom's big!

Kinja bit my bottom and now my bottom's big!

Mike Nelson is the best MST3K host!

Mike Nelson is the best MST3K host!

I have a thing for lactating women!

I have a thing for lactating women!

In the wind

In the wind

I can't tell the difference between Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg.

I can't tell the difference between Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg.

GABBO

GABBO

I'm actually your dad.