I'm actually your dad.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

The MARTHA thing wasn't the dumbest part of Batman vs. Superman

The MARTHA thing wasn't the dumbest part of Batman vs. Superman

Do you work for Kinja? DO YOU?

Do you work for Kinja? DO YOU?

We never gave Low Winter Sun a proper chance!

We never gave Low Winter Sun a proper chance!

That commenter's got entirely too much brains to have an ass like that.

That commenter's got entirely too much brains to have an ass like that.

That commenter's got entirely too much brains to have an ass like that.

I legitimately like Road House.

I legitimately like Road House.

I legitimately like Road House.

Phew, thanks. I was worried.

Phew, thanks. I was worried.

Phew, thanks. I was worried.

I lost my virginity at 24!

I lost my virginity at 24!