Great, Ann Coulter has an understudy.

Cars 3: Days of Lightning (ka-chow)

"Jesus" is right. Serve it at Christmas.

Quiet Riot. On cassette.

Well, after a fashion.

So, I see SNL's history of objectivity and balanced reporting has gone out the window, in an attempt to smear our saviour fromboring newscycles. Sad.

"Smile more, talk less"

Ask this question: Do you really want to go to The Hall of Presidents and hear Morgan Freeman introduce Donald J Trump? Explain sitting this election out to your grand kids.

Well, you're smarter than me because the last time I didn't judo one I sprayed my mouth with Bactine.

Especially around the heel end. You bite wrong and it'll jump on ya. I have a Stouffer's grip to keep the right pressure and control. Like judo. Or throwing a junkball.

I would play Pokémon Vote. "I caught another 27cp Bernie. Only 364 candies to evolve him into Sanderdos."

Where it belongs. As a lifelong fan and collector, that abortive mix of The Breakfast Club and The Fly, needs to fuck off to the $1.99 bins at WalMart. No, .99 bin at Walgreens.

They can do better though. The only way they could have boosted name recognition on BvS was to make it Batman v Superman v Mickey Mouse v Jesus. Eventually bad press adds up. I saw MoS first showing. I went to BvS in spite of the reviews. I skipped SS because of the reviews. The ghosts of Siskel and Ebert might not…

I'll have you know we also go to IGN. We aren't animals.

"Well, when you put it that way….You should vote for this guy!"
-The Republican Party

I doubt they'll keep you in sus-Pence since the market will tank the minute Trump's elected.

👉🏻👌🏻2016
I chose the white emojis for obvious reasons

Did it make you Pense-ive?

You can use incense to lure Pokemon to you, if the walker limits your mobility.

If it was a Disney alligator the tick tock would have warned everyone it was near….