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Trump couldn't find the error of his ways with both hands. Unfortunately, Melania has to on his birthday and their anniversary.

Only in the way Pennywise is a clown.

Trump lawyer said this is "much ado about nothing" but it feels more like King Lear.
I do like the idea of Trump's legacy building and attempts to get his family into politics imploding. Sure he's the worst president so far but only because Trump Jr or that goddamn Eric haven't taken the Oath.

Better trademark that shit before some reviewer uses it.

I want to be entertained. I can be entertained with tears running down my face or white knuckles on armrests. I don't see a need for gravitas in a fight between an alien/god and a giant green man. Marvel has had a lighter touch on some of their movies and it's worked.

Nerdgasm. Full stop.

I had a hot dog vender tell me the key to sautéed onions is to sprinkle them with celery salt.

Evans, Pratt and Fillion should should remake The Three Amigos as three actor heroes who have to fight a real super villain.

Thor Ragnarok would have been a lovely time to kill a him and bring in a her. Because Ragnarok.

Sometimes it's very cathartic to watch an asshole get sucker-punched.

If The X-Files was still on we'd be building a dome instead of a wall.

The Big Mac Jr makes hands look bigger.

What's up with Big Microwave adding the popcorn button and Big Popcorn telling you not to use it? WTF. Somewhere between putting a man on the moon and an orangutan in the White House, we've lost our way.

It's the random molten hot spots he's going cause that are the issue.

It's snowing outside and I'm dreading the commute home so my funny bone is aching. The answer is yes, the next four year for sure. I swear I'm going to end up at an ophthalmologist for all the eye rolling I've done since November.

He said Congress would give us those things. When they can't do the impossible, a stupid orange man will back a big yellow bus over them.

Here you go smart guy. Enjoy. Cuck.
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