RIGGED!

Aren't you chaining yourself up in a closet?

I'll have a response to this as soon as I figure out what "catharsis" is. Don't hold your breath.

They let you go anywhere you want, when you're a star.

Retweeted

Hey, if it feels good, do it!

Stop what?

Yuuuge?

No, I would never post about a topic as disgusting as the Golden Globes.

You're welcome!

You hate me bigly?

National Anthem singer is already booked. Who is it? You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

No, you're the puppet!

Unfortunately, yes!

Wrong

She grew up to be very ugly. And not very nice, either!

Don't you dare…

This will not happen in my Law & Order administration!

*leans very close to microphone*

It's a well-established fact (because I said so on TV) that my penis is not small.