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President Trump
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You should come work for Trump TV.

#deplorable

Many people are saying my catchphrases. Bigly.

Such a nasty woman.

That's too bad. We could have been such good friends!

Terminal cancer = Sad!

You're going to regret that when we start putting people in camps.

You don't know me.

You wrote a comment about me? What was it? I really wanna know.

Sick burn bro!

Not a fan of me? That's okay. I'm more of a DC guy, anyway.

I have pony friends! The ponies love me! I was the first to build a country club where ponies are welcome.

Well, that's all the effort I'm going to put into it.

Don't worry, my administration is going to be very good for everypony. (Am I pandering correctly?)

I'm never going away! 8 years of this! You're going to get tired of winning, that I can tell you.

“he is going to have this huge TV show called leading the world.”

Everyone get your pitchforks! Let's all get that celebrity! There's nothing more important than this going on right now!

I know, right? I was a little worried about it, to be honest.

Retweeted!

9's? You must be joking. 10's only!