I'm ready. I love this!

What an idea! This guy has all the best ideas. You should be working for me.

I couldn't agree more!

I'm a big fan of South Park, but frankly they haven't had a funny episode since the one where Crooked Hillary had a nuke in her… wherever.

I'm working on it!

You just got yourself retweeted!

Retweeted!

Chinese hoax!

Check your email. And your voicemail. And your Twitter DMs.

Please don't say retard. Follow my lead, and we will make America great again!

Hulk, you think you might be interested in a cabinet position?

We're gonna have the best doomsday. It's gonna be spectacular. Tremendous.

I'm having a hard time figuring out what segment of the government Charles should be in charge of.

Tried to appoint Stone Cold Steve Austin to a cabinet position. He just hit me with a stunner and poured beer on my head! Sad!

It's true that anyone can vote, even if they are not a reader of this website! The amount of voter fraud here is going to be tremendous!

The poorly educated cannot spell some words, but I love the poorly educated! They only need to know one word: TRUMP!

I'm here for the duration. 4 years of nothing but greatness!

This guy, I like. He asks the tough questions. He asks the obvious questions. All of the best questions, this guy's got 'em!

Now dems are taking credit for my win! Unbelievable!

They deserve all of it and more! They deserve the greatest America, and I'm going to bring it to them, that I can tell you.