#FakeNews

Such a nasty woman.

2016 was the best year ever. Tremendous!

This is offensive! The correct term is buttsexual!

Wrong

Please delete! I don't want them to see my plans!

Triple H is a liar! The Authority has it out for me, but Seth Rollins will make Triple H pay for what he said!

Biased liberal media digs up old story about me to make me look bad! They can't stop talking about me! Jealous haters, all of them! Many people were fooled!

Terrible picture! Kanye isn't even smiling like I am!

About as fresh and original as a sarcastic person on the internet!

Retweeted!

Just wait!

*Googles viscera, decides to post comment anyway*

Retweeted!

“It doesn’t matter how smart you are, you have to have the best information possible to make the best decisions possible.”

The establishment is tremendously scared! They will stop at nothing to keep America from being great, but we will vote all of them out! Drain the swamp!

You're going to be sorry when I start tweeting about you at 3 am!

I'm already intelligent! Briefings not needed!

$200 million loss? What a joke!

Okay, breaking character completely just to inform you that if you really don't want to see anything I post, there's a handy block function that you can use at any time.