He's a proud pumpkin-American.

Other Trump really only identifies with himself.

Some shows are full of creative people but end up chasing their tails because the ship doesn't have a strong captain. Others throw stuff at the wall to see what sticks, and eventually morph into something worth watching. But The Mist seems like a confused mess with nothing to say.

This Ron Zertnert is a boring stereotype we've seen a thousand times before. His lazy composition speaks to a complete lack of creativity. Honestly, who wastes their time with this poorly conceived drivel?

Snowflakes are white,
Lame states are blue.
The white and lame person,
Appears to be you.

If I pointed out how anti-Trumpish I was all the time, I wouldn't be very anti-Trump.

"Anti-diversity advocates"?
Oh, you mean assholes.

Vinnie probably wants to get it over with as quickly as possible.

I'm not even watching anymore. This show is a waste of my time. And I'm Donald Trump!

Because he was bitten by a radioactive mustache.

Baldness and stupidity are both quite common traits, not weird at all.

Julie Ann Emery is Betsy Kettleman! She doesn't need staying power, she's an unstoppable, sexy force of nature!

"Go fire people for me while I hide under my desk and press my Coke button."

"…to believe anything I say."

Building a wall? What a brick-head.

You're not the only one. This episode was wonderful.

Around here folks being snarky is how they say they like you. You're all right, Pa Noire.

The claim of approval is undercut by the lack of support for their policies. The majority opinion "of how they feel about the NRA" is favourable or very favourable, but in policy after policy the NRA represents the minority view.

Life finds a way!

Officially.