Well, maybe she does have some weird basis for her statements. I'm trying to be open minded and patient here. Because I'm Mirror Universe Donald Trump.

Give her time, she's furiously Googling.

I went fisking this weekend and caught a fisk this big!

I've checked twice now and that simply doesn't seem to be true. Honestly, provide me a link that leads to the gallup poll in question and I will look at it.

Because racism!

Ghost of Easy E's poll is calling you a liar, Kate. Are you just going to stand there and take that?
OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A GUN!

Yeah, GOEE's gallup poll completely contradicts you, Kate. Do you have a source for your assertions?

That sounds like complete bullshit. Source?

That crazy Australian system, brought in in response to the Port Arthur massacre, resulting in no more mass shootings and a reduction in accidental death, suicide and murder over 20 years.

You've got to admit, a total ban would be very safe!

It was a codeword to Wilson Fisk to tell Diamondback to begin selling the new guns with the explosive bullets!

Poor social skills come in a rainbow of extremely awkward colours.

But wait, don't answer just yet! You haven't heard our limited time offer if you act now!

Wait, I thought the New York Times was a Grand Old Lady?

Grudging upvote.

Heh heh. It's funny because Republican supporters secretly want to shoot me.

"Fist a conservative"?!?

A little WD40 and a heavy rag and that rust will come right off.

It seems like a tactic someone with very weak social skills and only a basic understanding of cause and effect would come up with. Their thought processes would be like:

(Carefully notes women's preferences re: dick pics)