…That can kill a person at full power, right?

Yes?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were speaking to me.

Jesus, I wish I could get an identity-ectomy.

Could be. It's not there yet, but it has all the signs of arbitrary, nonsensical plot developments, inconsistent, stupid characters and a supernatural threat so poorly defined it causes one to suspect the writers have no idea what they're doing and are just making things up as they go… so fingers crossed!

That's Ip Man! Surely everyone knows Ip Man?

"Jet Jaguar must have reprogrammed himself to grow to enormous size!"
"Well sure, I can see… whahuh?!?"

Matt Murdock is an amazing lawyer, but he misses court a lot and seems to suffer a lot of debilitating accidents. I suspect alcohol.

I miss Elmore Leonard.

This will get worse before it gets better, but I have to believe it will eventually get better. The Republicans can't sustain this level of incompetence indefinitely without repercussions. Eventually even the most poorly informed individuals will realize they are worse off with a confused gaggle of deceptive…

(Waits hopefully)

“The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.”
-Alexandre Dumas

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This guy seems like a flipping dumbhead. I wish he would just shut the fun up. All he's doing each time he opens his mother-fuzzy mouth is make a complete fooling fool of himself. What a funky piece of spit.

It's like that old visualization trick. Type the word enough times and maybe the universe takes notice and sends someone willing to do it.

What still gets me isn't that Trump's people are so awful, because of course they are, but that they are so astonishingly, remarkably dumb.

Trump's supporters angrily begin creeping on French women…

I left mirror universe in a big hurry, pursued by murderous Buddhists and their ravenous flesh-eating trained hedgehogs. I know, it's no excuse.

I… don't believe that to be true. Are you talking about the FLQ Crisis?

Pandemonium.

But… but everyone has one of those, right? RIGHT?