The sky is blue?!?

In my defence, I AM Donald Trump.

Please stop talking to Jim. I'm afraid what will happen if he answers you.

That… makes a lot more sense.

I can describe him! Look, I'm picking up his picture and… and looking at it now. His hair is… it's…
…
Why is my nose bleeding? What was I doing? Was I… was I looking at something?

Just promise you'll use your powers for good.

This isn't funny! I… I might have a serious problem!

I AM LOOKING A PICTURE OF JIM RIGHT NOW. He's the godfather of my children! I donated a kidney to his wife!

I just assumed it was Jim Morrison. He's been thrown into this world of high-stakes politics like a dog without a bone or an actor out alone.

What a profusion of collusion conclusion delusion illusions!

Jim's imaginary?!? He was the best man at my wedding!

Creativity expressed through a constructed medium.

…What is 'funnies' code for?

Always.

I SAY IT WILL! WE ARE DIVIDED!

I run a farmer's market and a Co-Op!

ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY we'll have to be WASTING TIME on this story ALL SUMMER LONG. It seems like the U.S. will soon be a REDNECK PARADISE, and will remain so FOREVER. I feel COLD AND EMPTY.

I notice you're not arguing about California and New York.

Should I edit?

That's a conflict that predates Canadian statehood, and has more to do with European conflicts than the colonies.