Evil Lincoln named the two best ones. There's also Re-animator, which is… uh… it's interesting.

The GOP threw away the last of its credibility for this Russian puppet.

We miss you, 'Under the Dome', 'Gotham' and 'the Strain'!

Even in cold weather, a dead body would only remain edible for a few months. They need to be pickling like crazy, or making jerky.

Ned decomposes.

These Vikings don't vike very well…

You know, all that war and chaos are going to play heck on gathering supplies for winter. Even if they defeat the Army of the Dead, they'll probably still end up starving.

NINE DAYS? Forget it, freezer time. Reactivate my cryogenic pod in eight so I can catch the show.

(Crap!) Uh… good evening, your majesty.

Spoilers: The Hound kills people. Cersei says something bitchy. Jon Snow looks confused and constipated.

It's pretty good. A lot of Alfred the Great's accomplishments are fobbed off on a fictional protagonist, and the history is a little sketchy, but mostly I enjoyed it.

Jaime's penis. She barely uses it anymore.

Rigelians?!? They're just peaceful Romulans! Why are you picking on them when our Klingon infestation is out of control?

But even if it was a whiff, it would have been interesting.

I like Marvel movies and characters. They're a big part of my childhood. But I had a chance to see the new Spider-Man tonight and I didn't go. I didn't really want to see it.
What is happening to me?

You were thinking about Angelina Jolie, right? Because it looks like her lips have been stung by wasps?

So… we're not going to be seeing the Yellow Claw, are we? Because we can do without him and his Fu-Manchu.

They're as industrious as… hmm, what sort of creature is industrious?
Beavers! They're as industrious as beavers.

That was Merlin's Shop of Magical Wonders. It's something else Satan made!

She will always be a member of the Circus of Crime to me.