Actually, his name's not even really Eric Brooks! It's Wesley Snipes, and he's not that old.

That's… actually sort of an amazing idea.

We can only suspend disbelief so far. And now excuse me while I return to watching a show about a wrongly convicted policeman/marine/bartender/superhero with bulletproof skin.

Of spikes!
On his mace!

Laugh so that they can't see you cry!

Man, it sounds like the production is in disarray. No, not disarray. That's not the right word. Confusion? Chaos? Disorder? It's on the tip of my tongue…

I hope the British forces win!

It's not a competition.

Danny had better villains, too. Several of the Meachums were a hoot.

He can team up with Frankencastle!

It is a quibble that I am hesitant to make because I thought that Mike Colter did a fine job, but I wish they had made Luke more of the hot-tempered mercenary that he was in the comics. Firstly, I like the counterpoint between Luke's irritated aggressiveness and Danny Rand's laid-back zen kung-fu silliness. And…

The show practically writes itself. Who would make a good Moon Knight? He would need to look slightly off-putting and unstable.

…How in the world could a bunch of second-stringers like them kill M.O.D.O.K.? He can take on all the Avengers single-handed!

Yes, yes! Cobra! Anaconda! Black Racer! Diamondback! Black Mamba! And the best of all, Asp!

Somebody please throw poor Wesley Snipes a bone.

I mean… do you not?

I read everything you write in Trace Beaulieu's voice.

BROTHER VOODOO?!?

Yep. Set design and music were great. Most of the actors were also great. I really liked Shades, Misty and Claire. But Diamondback's ludicrous posturing sucked all the air out of that show. I preferred Iron Fist, and Iron Fist wasn't very good!

Mirror Universe Jared Kushner is the most generous, interesting and cool person I know. I just wish he'd take some time out from all his social work and volunteering at the local soup kitchen and think about his own well-being for once.