Wait, what? 'My Little Pony- The Movie'? Am I being globally punked?

If I could just get past the Secret Service I could lock him in the White House bomb shelter, replace him and enact my progressive Socialist agenda.

Just back away slowly and keep smiling.

MY EARS ARE BURNING! JESUS, PAIN!

…I was told there would be no math.

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Yeah.

To be fair, some teenagers ARE clever.
Unlike the president.

The Internet doesn't want your pity.

MEH!

We are trenchant political analysts!

…Eh. Under Siege?

She won only in that she represents the party that got the most votes, captured the largest number of voting districts, and formed the government.

Insufficiently complete victory is decidedly un-Britiish, what-what?

Elements of British culture persist in the colonies.

By extension, it would therefore be racist for an American to hit someone in the back of the head with a beer bottle.

Oooh, details, please!

Part of the point of quoting racists is including the spelling mistakes.

Is anyone doing anything with 'ofay' right now? You can use that.

"If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word."
-John Mulaney

…It's called a visa, and it's not a belt.