"America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves."
-Kurt Vonnegut

Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times or more is advertising.

"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
-George Carlin

Colbert is a national treasure.

I don't see why we need the term 'edgelord' when the perfectly good term 'asshole' is available. But it doesn't seem to me you were being either. That post is just sarcastic, and that's our bread and butter 'round here.

Yeah, speak for yourself.

Get it? I'm patient zero!

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How did you know?

How dare you? How dare you call him an asshole?
He is so much worse than that.

The planet is just part of a miniaturized universe used to power the culture vats.

Hint: he has small hands and works at the White House!

Civil War raised the bar.

Tragically, you are all a part of the Trump cinematic universe.

Does Hudsucker Proxy suck?
No!

Damn, he lived a long time.

Okay, you're sometime.

But my hair-growth medication is slowly killing me!

Yes?

I could check the psychic link I share with Trump, but then I would have to read his thoughts again, and I can't. I just… I just can't.

No, no! I just look like him! Please, NOOOOOOOO…!