Did… did you get me anything?

Whalloping web-snappers!

Sorry, I am Donald Trump, and hence a moron.

Gleaning meaning between 'mein' and 'mine' means plainly remaining keen to what you mean.

Well, that's me. I guess I have my share of faults and I'm always ready to admit them. Usually pretty down on myself, actually.

I have had a much more positive experience with goats. I always felt terrible when they ate too much grass in the spring and swelled up, and then they start crying and leaning against you, desperate for help. I was never happier to pay vet bills.

As much as I agree generally, it is important to distinguish gradations of awfulness. For instance, if we use Marco Rubio as a baseline of awful, Lindsey Graham would rate roughly 3.2 Rubios, Lindsey Graham is barely a 2, and Jeb Bush clocks in at a mere 0.4 Rubios!
Many Republicans don't break 10 Rubios, but once…

Heh heh… I love jokes like this. Okay, I'll bite:
How many Simpsons references did you have to make to get to 40000?

Goats are affectionate social animals. I would love some goats… but we probably shouldn't be handing anyone over to ISIS, not even Trump.
…
(Sighs)

I think he was once a huckster. Now he's a confused bigot who is quickly losing his grip.

I can't see how the Republican Party can continue to function as an actual governing party after this, at least not on a federal level. They're a basket-full of shrieking howler monkeys.

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
-John Kenneth Galbraith

God damn, I could marry those six paragraphs.

Ha ha! It's funny because people are going to die and the President of the United States doesn't care! Ha ha ha!
(Begins banging head on wall)

He is profoundly wrong as a human being.

Occam's… something. I forget.

A small amount of real information filtered through the bubble, and then a tiny fragment of that managed to penetrate his Finasteride-infused skull, and he responded with typical ignorance of anything substantive, being sensitive only in regards to his gargantuan self-image.

Yeah, as bad as Trump is, he's just a racist buffoon. The Republican party seems to be morphing into something even worse.

America is very ill, and we are all living inside her fever-dream nightmare.

This is something different that party-over-country. Most Republicans have been party-over-country for years. This is some kind of self-destructive nihilism born of hate, ignorance and despair given human form in a shambling, inarticulate paragon of wretchedness.